Tag Archives: humor

The Big Tip; a cheesy seduction (100th post)

My Customer leaned on the frame of the open doorway in front of me wearing nothing but a smile and a pink thong.  She was attractively built with boobs standing at attention as best they could for a woman her … Continue reading

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Late Night Pizza Line after the Bar

“Leave it alone, or I’ll fuck you like a bitch.” “I don’t know why she says his dick’s small.” “Youda man!” “You’re a cunt.” giggle “Shit!” “Get away from me! I’m gonna puke.” “Best sales on drunk shopping every week.” … Continue reading

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In the end

I’m leaving the way I came in some may joke there is not a vagina that big, but I believe Mother Nature will arrange it.

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Saving the Children

Saving the Children swam Her way through the crowd with perky breasts bouncing happy as Her smile. Pink flip-flopped feet on tip-toe She scans a sea of Businessheads hoping to catch their eyes. “Hello,” She says arching Her back for … Continue reading

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Filthy Rich

I took a shit in a summer mansion made for the Vanderbilts. It was a surprise to find the toilet paper was single ply.

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A podium stage in Harvard Sq.

I wondered, if I got on would the university ask me to get off? How surprised they’d be when I did get off.

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Cake of Shit

the minor things become the candles on a cake of shit. and you gotta blow ’em out.

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