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A bad joke to tell at a party when the beer is running low.

There was once a man named Greg who wanted a perfect wife. He put a five-karat diamond on a platinum band, Then shoved it to base of his penis. ‘The first girl,’ he said, ‘to retrieve it completely hands-off, keeps … Continue reading

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“How long’s it been?” Tommy asked.  “Ten? Twelve years?” “Thirteen,” Randy responded. “City bin good to ya?” “It ain’t bad.  Just the old hustle and bustle.” “Uh huh.” Tommy spit over the porch railing in front of the two men.  … Continue reading

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