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The Big Tip; a cheesy seduction (100th post)

My Customer leaned on the frame of the open doorway in front of me wearing nothing but a smile and a pink thong.  She was attractively built with boobs standing at attention as best they could for a woman her … Continue reading

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Late Night Pizza Line after the Bar

“Leave it alone, or I’ll fuck you like a bitch.” “I don’t know why she says his dick’s small.” “Youda man!” “You’re a cunt.” giggle “Shit!” “Get away from me! I’m gonna puke.” “Best sales on drunk shopping every week.” … Continue reading

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In the end

I’m leaving the way I came in some may joke there is not a vagina that big, but I believe Mother Nature will arrange it.

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My Race

They were off before the gun, so, I don’t know when the race started. The pack stampeded toward the finish. I waited patiently for the click-bang to blast my start, but the official didn’t bother. so many were already running. … Continue reading

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Spilt milk – Shake on the Redline Floor

Drunkenly distracted by the melted Milkshake making art on the Redline’s floor. The inertial brush pushing the chocolate paint back and forth in front of me. It took 20 minutes for me to concede, there was no pattern and frankly, … Continue reading

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Faults and Weaknesses, pick-up lines

1. I have trouble talking with those I want to see naked. My mouth, a time machine, speaking as if we’re the elderly who never shied away from youthful orgies. Thus destroying the life in between until my teeth are … Continue reading

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Cake of Shit

the minor things become the candles on a cake of shit. and you gotta blow ’em out.

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